The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to not finish your

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power of trolling your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!