The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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wast your time on the computer

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!