The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to have a power.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to fart flames

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!