The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to not have this superpower

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the power to feel extreme pain

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to pee ants.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to live through torture.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!