The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to take a crap.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to be a dick.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to be HUMAN

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!