To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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the power to shoot superman

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!