The ability to fart pee.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to read captchas

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the power to breath through your skin.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to be stupid

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!