The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to speak brail.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Grass eating

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!