The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the power to glow in the light

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to die at will

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!