The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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the power... to read this

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The power to fly when you fart

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ikawlhan forever

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the power to die at will

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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Stop clapping

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!