Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the ability to become black.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to be dead

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to not have any powers

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!