The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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Being a freemason

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to think salmon.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!