The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to be dead

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!