The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power of Grayskull.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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Being a freemason

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The power to control sloths

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to die while dieing

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the power to control urine

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to fall up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!