The power to be more human than most people.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!