The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!