The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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the power... to read this

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!