The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The ability to become shit forever.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!