The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to be bad at everything

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!