The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to see John Cena.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!