The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to breathe

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!