The power of reading your own mind.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!