The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to sleep

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to have a black president

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!