The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to be powerless

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Stop clapping

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to come second in any race

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to close your nose

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to turn food into shit.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!