The power to shit dirt!

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power of being aquaman.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!