The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to change your eye color.

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Being a freemason

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to not have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!