The power to see through air.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to see through thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!