The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to breathe

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!