The power to have bad luck!

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the power to fail at life

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!