The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to shit dirt!

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to smell poop

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!