The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to youtube poop

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to have a super power,

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!