The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to die.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!