What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The Power of cheese

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to do nothing

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the power to have a power.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!