The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to think you have powers.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to not finish your

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!