the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!