The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power of not knowing the future

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to fart flames

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to lick your own back...

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!