An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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black people

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to die at will.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!