The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to go on this website

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!