The power to wear crocs.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to be powerless

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to see through a hole

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!