The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to not have this superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!