The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power... to read this

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to do nothing

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!