The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!