The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to write a country song

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!