The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!