The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to snore.

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to shower naked.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!