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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to read something without looking at it

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to fart upon command.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!