The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power of creating poop.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to see through water

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!