the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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Aweonao

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!