The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The Power of cheese

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!