The power to stay a virgin

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The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!