The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to have a small penis

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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Black power

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!