The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to taste your own spit

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!