the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!