The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to see through windows

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to smell poop

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!