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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!