The power to wear crocs.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!