The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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Being a Spice Girl

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to eat waffles

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Th power to be telepathetic

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!