the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to have a super power,

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!