The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!