The power to do NOTHING!

The power to die

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

The power to see through transparent objects.

The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

the power to give anyone an incurable disease

The power to give vegetables immortality.

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

the power to like mass effect 3

The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The power to shrink your penis.

the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

The power to see through bones.

the power to turn into a bucket of water

The power to get AIDS.

The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!