The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!