The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to die at will

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the power to herd cats

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to go part way through walls

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the power to become retarded

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!