"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to die on command

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!