The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to troll.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!