The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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the power to make music for deaf people

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i like pie.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the power to make toast into bread

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to eat edible things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!