- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

The power to state the obvious.

The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

The ability to get a degree in performing arts

the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

The power to turn cancer into aids.

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

The power to die

The ability to make your text green on google

The ability to evolve into magickarp

the power to phaze through everything against your will

The power to be born.

the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

The ability to teleport into a wall

the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

The ability to read a book by its cover

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

The Power to Die instantly.

The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

Reverse Pooping

Pointless Super Powers